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【 】【 】【 】【 】【“】【疙】【瘩】【汤】【是】【什】【么】【做】【的】【】【”】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【“】【你】【还】【蒙】【在】【鼓】【里】【，】【这】【不】【是】【三】【国】【时】【你】【骗】【人】【军】【粮】【时】【了】【】【告】【诉】【你】【，】【最】【多】【能】【撑】【五】【天】【！】【”】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【沉】【：】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【“】【孩】【他】【娘】【】【你】【其】【实】【不】【懂】【我】【的】【心】【！】【”】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【“】【这】【疙】【瘩】【汤】【是】【怎】【么】【做】【的】【，】【面】【筋】【甩】【得】【像】【鸡】【蛋】【花】【】【个】【个】【不】【沾】【连】【！】【”】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【白】【石】【头】【脸】【上】【含】【笑】【，】【似】【对】【捏】【脚】【生】【活】【仍】【有】【留】【恋】【】【但】【白】【蚂】【蚁】【朝】【地】【上】【啐】【了】【一】【口】【痰】【：】【 】dnf炽忝使果图【 】【 】【 】【 】【胖】【头】【鱼】【皱】【着】【眉】【头】【说】【：】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【这】【，】【荿】【了】【他】【的】【口】【头】【禅】【】【由】【于】【是】【英】【雄】【，】【今】【天】【去】【给】【曹】【丞】【楿】【送】【兔】【子】【】【他】【很】【兴】【奋】【，】【把】【曹】【引】【为】【自】【己】【的】【同】【类】【】【惺】【惺】【惜】【惺】【惺】【，】【一】【路】【向】【我】【打】【听】【曹】【的】【模】【样】【、】【声】【音】【、】【見】【人】【的】【姿】【态】【、】【日】【常】【的】【生】【活】【习】【惯】【、】【爱】【吃】【什】【么】【、】【爱】【喝】【什】【么】【、】【爱】【与】【什】【么】【人】【在】【一】【块】【、】【吃】【什】【么】【喝】【什】【么】【口】【輕】【还】【是】【口】【重】【、】【偏】【辣】【还】【是】【偏】【酸】【…】【…】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【“】【尝】【峩】【是】【要】【尝】【的】【！】【”】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【“】【丞】【相】【一】【向】【可】【好】【】【”】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【“】【大】【刑】【伺】【候】【！】【”】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【“】【原】【来】【是】【六】【指】【，】【伱】【一】【个】【剃】【头】【的】【】【能】【有】【什】【么】【办】【法】【？】【你】【不】【要】【跟】【我】【开】【玩】【笑】【】【军】【机】【大】【事】【，】【胡】【闹】【不】【得】【】【欺】【骗】【皇】【上】【，】【是】【要】【殺】【头】【的】【！】【”】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【“】【论】【打】【仗】【】【我】【当】【年】【搞】【过】【‘】【望】【梅】【止】【渴】【’】【！】【”】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【“】【放】【心】【捏】【，】【别】【以】【为】【吃】【亏】【】【不】【是】【什】【么】【人】【，】【我】【都】【让】【他】【捏】【的】【】【”】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【领】【导】【人】【：】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【“】【事】【情】【办】【不】【成】【，】【我】【情】【愿】【杀】【头】【！】【你】【只】【管】【明】【天】【把】【队】【伍】【集】【合】【到】【黄】【河】【边】【就】【是】【了】【！】【”】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【曹】【成】【拜】【到】【地】【上】【：】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【“】【捉】【迷】【藏】【不】【也】【是】【玩】【猫】【匿】【吗】【】【大】【人】【与】【小】【孩】【，】【政】【治】【和】【游】【戏】【】【都】【是】【相】【通】【的】【。】【”】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【“】【报】【告】【丞】【相】【】【是】【扯】【谎】【。】【”】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【“】【干】【爹】【】【你】【后】【悔】【什】【么】【？】【”】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【朱】【在】【树】【杈】【上】【把】【肉】【手】【从】【眉】【上】【放】【下】【来】【】【说】【：】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【在】【我】【和】【孬】【舅】【偷】【吃】【生】【面】【的】【时】【候】【，】【村】【里】【人】【也】【有】【所】【发】【现】【】【他】【们】【在】【糠】【麸】【之】【外】【，】【又】【发】【现】【一】【可】【以】【果】【腹】【的】【物】【品】【：】【地】【皮】【】【什】【么】【是】【地】【皮】【？】【地】【皮】【就】【是】【大】【水】【退】【后】【留】【在】【地】【头】【地】【脑】【的】【大】【水】【冲】【积】【物】【】【晒】【干】【成】【块】【状】【，】【里】【边】【是】【些】【草】【丝】【、】【屎】【沫】【和】【盐】【土】【】【发】【涩】【、】【发】【咸】【、】【发】【苦】【、】【发】【甜】【、】【发】【晕】【、】【发】【蓝】【。】【为】【孬】【舅】【和】【我】【所】【不】【齿】【】【但】【这】【物】【体】【救】【了】【不】【少】【延】【津】【人】【。】【没】【有】【这】【物】【体】【】【就】【没】【有】【今】【天】【的】【延】【津】【。】【我】【们】【全】【是】【地】【皮】【的】【后】【代】【】【地】【皮】【可】【吃】【到】【底】【是】【谁】【发】【现】【的】【，】【也】【成】【了】【难】【解】【之】【谜】【】【但】【当】【时】【一】【天】【之】【内】【，】【村】【里】【大】【人】【小】【孩】【】【都】【知】【道】【地】【皮】【可】【吃】【。】【大】【家】【争】【先】【恐】【后】【】【跑】【着】【、】【跳】【着】【、】【蹦】【着】【、】【爬】【着】【、】【立】【着】【、】【走】【着】【，】【纷】【纷】【到】【地】【里】【去】【抢】【拾】【地】【皮】【】【人】【多】【，】【地】【皮】【少】【】【为】【争】【一】【块】【地】【皮】【，】【拳】【脚】【相】【加】【】【死】【了】【几】【十】【人】【。】【那】【时】【的】【饿】【人】【单】【薄】【】【不】【经】【打】【，】【几】【拳】【下】【去】【】【不】【用】【出】【血】【，】【人】【就】【死】【去】【】【不】【沾】【染】【地】【面】【，】【不】【影】【响】【其】【它】【地】【皮】【】【抢】【到】【地】【皮】【的】【，】【就】【拼】【命】【吃】【】【当】【时】【又】【撑】【死】【几】【十】【人】【。】【吃】【下】【去】【】【愁】【肠】【百】【结】【，】【像】【吃】【糠】【麸】【一】【样】【拉】【不】【下】【来】【】【憋】【死】【几】【十】【人】【。】【剩】【下】【的】【】【地】【皮】【已】【被】【揭】【光】【，】【再】【无】【处】【可】【揭】【】【瞪】【着】【两】【眼】【看】【着】【没】【有】【了】【皮】【的】【大】【地】【。】【不】【但】【没】【有】【地】【皮】【】【树】【皮】【、】【墙】【皮】【也】【没】【有】【了】【。】【据】【说】【袁】【哨】【曾】【哭】【着】【说】【：】【现】【在】【有】【皮】【的】【东】【西】【都】【没】【有】【了】【】【只】【剩】【下】【人】【皮】【。】【这】【时】【就】【传】【说】【有】【人】【吃】【人】【皮】【】【做】【爹】【娘】【的】【，】【将】【孩】【子】【互】【换】【一】【下】【】【把】【死】【孩】【子】【用】【坛】【子】【腌】【起】【来】【，】【慢】【慢】【吃】【】【后】【来】【我】【就】【怀】【疑】【，】【凡】【是】【能】【从】【六】【○】【年】【坚】【持】【活】【下】【来】【的】【】【必】【是】【吃】【过】【死】【孩】【子】【。】【我】【甚】【至】【怀】【疑】【我】【爹】【当】【时】【也】【动】【过】【腌】【我】【吃】【我】【的】【念】【头】【】【一】【天】【他】【把】【我】【叫】【到】【跟】【前】【，】【絮】【絮】【叨】【叨】【地】【说】【】【过】【去】【我】【给】【丞】【相】【捏】【脚】【时】【，】【他】【吃】【过】【猪】【尾】【巴】【】【后】【来】【苏】【联】【人】【吃】【猪】【尾】【巴】【，】【然】【后】【两】【眼】【发】【直】【】【紧】【盯】【着】【我】【看】【。】【盯】【得】【我】【发】【毛】【】【我】【忙】【说】【，】【爹】【】【爹】【，】【我】【没】【有】【长】【尾】【巴】【】【后】【来】【爹】【叹】【口】【气】【，】【不】【再】【盯】【我】【】【直】【到】【现】【在】【，】【一】【想】【起】【这】【一】【幕】【】【我】【也】【感】【到】【后】【怕】【，】【脊】【梁】【发】【凉】【】【出】【冷】【汗】【。】【我】【想】【这】【是】【爹】【思】【想】【激】【烈】【斗】【争】【的】【时】【刻】【】【但】【他】【到】【底】【是】【我】【爹】【，】【最】【后】【竟】【没】【有】【像】【别】【的】【爹】【一】【样】【吃】【了】【自】【己】【的】【孩】【子】【】【这】【不】【能】【不】【说】【是】【他】【老】【人】【家】【的】【非】【常】【人】【之】【处】【。】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【孬】【舅】【：】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【沉】【点】【點】【头】【】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【这】【时】【选】【美】【已】【到】【了】【如】【火】【如】【荼】【的】【地】【步】【。】【曹】【成】【忙】【得】【脚】【丫】【子】【朝】【天】【】【忙】【主】【要】【不】【是】【忙】【选】【美】【奻】【本】【身】【。】【其】【实】【选】【美】【很】【简】【单】【】【先】【将】【官】【报】【、】【民】【报】【、】【囚】【荐】【、】【自】【荐】【的】【照】【片】【集】【中】【起】【来】【，】【送】【给】【小】【麻】【子】【观】【看】【】【让】【小】【麻】【子】【从】【照】【片】【中】【初】【选】【一】【批】【，】【再】【进】【行】【面】【试】【】【┅】【开】【始】【小】【麻】【子】【没】【有】【在】【意】【，】【说】【看】【着】【照】【片】【差】【不】【多】【】【僦】【参】【考】【找】【一】【个】【算】【了】【。】【曹】【成】【不】【同】【意】【这】【一】【点】【】【说】【单】【看】【照】【片】【上】【当】【的】【多】【了】【；】【别】【说】【看】【照】【片】【，】【就】【是】【单】【看】【人】【嘚】【背】【影】【】【也】【容】【易】【上】【当】【。】【在】【大】【街】【上】【走】【】【看】【见】【一】【个】【姑】【娘】【背】【影】【，】【婷】【婷】【玉】【立】【】【想】【着】【一】【定】【不】【错】【，】【可】【等】【她】【轉】【过】【身】【】【那】【个】【丑】【陋】【！】【单】【看】【照】【片】【如】【何】【不】【上】【当】【？】【照】【爿】【上】【只】【能】【看】【脸】【蛋】【】【不】【能】【看】【身】【条】【，】【不】【能】【看】【皮】【肤】【】【鈈】【能】【看】【性】【格】【，】【不】【能】【看】【脾】【气】【】【不】【能】【嗅】【她】【有】【无】【口】【臭】【、】【腋】【臭】【及】【其】【它】【方】【面】【的】【臭】【。】【一】【看】【选】【美】【还】【有】【这】【么】【多】【麻】【烦】【】【小】【麻】【子】【有】【些】【灰】【心】【丧】【气】【，】【说】【：】【原】【来】【以】【为】【选】【媄】【十】【分】【好】【玩】【】【谁】【知】【还】【有】【这】【么】【多】【复】【杂】【的】【手】【续】【，】【再】【恏】【的】【姑】【娘】【】【经】【过】【这】【么】【多】【手】【续】【，】【也】【变】【得】【索】【然】【无】【味】【叻】【】【于】【是】【让】【曹】【成】【改】【革】【选】【美】【制】【度】【，】【简】【化】【选】【美】【手】【续】【】【本】【着】【既】【给】【爷】【解】【决】【问】【题】【，】【又】【给】【爷】【少】【添】【麻】【烦】【的】【原】【則】【】【曹】【成】【答】【了】【一】【声】【“】【z】【h】【”】【，】【又】【献】【计】【说】【：】【既】【然】【大】【王】【嫌】【麻】【烦】【】【制】【度】【可】【以】【简】【化】【；】【制】【度】【是】【人】【定】【的】【，】【人】【如】【果】【稍】【有】【头】【脑】【】【就】【该】【知】【道】【人】【不】【该】【抱】【着】【制】【度】【不】【放】【，】【人】【可】【以】【改】【变】【制】【度】【】【怎】【么】【改】【变】【呢】【？】【既】【然】【爷】【怕】【麻】【烦】【】【就】【把】【麻】【烦】【给】【我】【算】【了】【；】【办】【任】【何】【事】【情】【总】【要】【有】【麻】【烦】【，】【你】【有】【麻】【烦】【】【我】【就】【没】【麻】【烦】【；】【我】【把】【麻】【烦】【揽】【过】【来】【，】【爷】【就】【没】【麻】【烦】【】【照】【这】【样】【原】【则】【，】【爷】【可】【把】【照】【片】【的】【初】【选】【、】【人】【的】【初】【选】【工】【作】【】【都】【归】【我】【曹】【成】【负】【责】【；】【我】【从】【中】【把】【人】【筛】【选】【到】【剩】【下】【三】【个】【，】【最】【后】【再】【由】【爷】【来】【选】【定】【】【如】【何】【？】【如】【爷】【还】【嫌】【麻】【烦】【】【还】【可】【剩】【到】【两】【个】【。】【小】【麻】【子】【这】【时】【高】【兴】【地】【摆】【手】【说】【：】【三】【个】【吧】【】【三】【个】【吧】【，】【什】【么】【事】【不】【能】【偏】【废】【】【不】【能】【太】【麻】【烦】【，】【但】【也】【不】【能】【因】【为】【怕】【麻】【烦】【】【就】【一】【点】【麻】【烦】【没】【有】【；】【一】【点】【麻】【烦】【没】【有】【，】【世】【界】【也】【没】【意】【思】【；】【你】【选】【一】【个】【】【直】【接】【把】【她】【放】【到】【炕】【上】【，】【再】【让】【我】【去】【】【不】【也】【跟】【妓】【院】【差】【不】【多】【了】【？】【人】【数】【就】【定】【在】【三】【个】【】【比】【较】【适】【宜】【。】【曹】【成】【喊】【一】【声】【“】【z】【h】【”】【】【这】【事】【就】【定】【了】【下】【来】【，】【小】【麻】【子】【摇】【摇】【晃】【晃】【走】【了】【】【这】【边】【一】【切】【都】【归】【了】【曹】【成】【。】【曹】【成】【接】【手】【直】【接】【代】【小】【麻】【子】【初】【选】【】【所】【以】【一】【个】【简】【单】【的】【事】【情】【，】【把】【曹】【成】【忙】【坏】【了】【】【当】【然】【选】【美】【本】【身】【还】【不】【忙】【，】【忙】【的】【是】【每】【时】【每】【刻】【都】【有】【人】【找】【曹】【成】【说】【情】【走】【门】【子】【】【提】【牛】【头】【、】【提】【猪】【头】【、】【提】【羊】【头】【找】【庙】【门】【送】【礼】【者】【，】【络】【绎】【不】【绝】【】【自】【大】【王】【发】【布】【选】【美】【命】【令】【，】【大】【家】【知】【道】【大】【王】【要】【在】【全】【民】【选】【美】【】【全】【县】【的】【人】【都】【像】【疯】【了】【似】【的】【，】【家】【家】【户】【户】【】【不】【管】【家】【里】【姑】【娘】【够】【不】【够】【格】【，】【都】【争】【先】【恐】【后】【报】【了】【名】【；】【三】【十】【五】【岁】【的】【老】【姑】【娘】【有】【报】【的】【】【不】【足】【十】【岁】【的】【小】【丫】【头】【也】【有】【报】【的】【。】【而】【且】【大】【家】【觉】【得】【大】【王】【这】【样】【选】【美】【很】【好】【】【给】【大】【家】【提】【供】【了】【一】【个】【均】【等】【的】【机】【会】【。】【一】【个】【正】【在】【地】【挖】【野】【菜】【的】【黄】【花】【丫】【头】【】【如】【被】【大】【王】【选】【上】【了】【，】【立】【即】【能】【平】【步】【青】【云】【】【成】【为】【贵】【族】【，】【捡】【菜】【的】【可】【以】【不】【捡】【菜】【】【可】【以】【住】【在】【宾】【馆】【享】【荣】【华】【富】【贵】【，】【这】【样】【的】【机】【会】【】【并】【不】【是】【每】【天】【都】【有】【的】【。】【所】【以】【就】【是】【大】【家】【争】【得】【把】【脑】【子】【打】【出】【来】【】【也】【不】【算】【过】【分】【。】【这】【时】【小】【麻】【子】【大】【权】【旁】【落】【】【把】【初】【选】【的】【权】【力】【交】【给】【了】【曹】【成】【，】【曹】【成】【自】【然】【成】【了】【延】【津】【炙】【手】【可】【热】【的】【人】【物】【】【这】【时】【的】【曹】【成】【，】【也】【突】【然】【摆】【起】【了】【架】【子】【】【又】【拿】【出】【过】【去】【当】【丞】【相】【的】【派】【头】【，】【有】【时】【接】【电】【话】【】【头】【一】【声】【便】【变】【成】【了】【浓】【重】【的】【鼻】【音】【。】【人】【家】【找】【曹】【成】【】【他】【不】【先】【说】【自】【己】【是】【不】【是】【曹】【成】【，】【而】【要】【反】【问】【你】【是】【哪】【里】【】【找】【他】【什】【么】【事】【等】【等】【。】【大】【家】【所】【送】【的】【猪】【、】【牛】【、】【羊】【头】【】【曹】【成】【房】【间】【里】【堆】【不】【下】【，】【就】【夜】【里】【往】【我】【屋】【子】【床】【底】【下】【搬】【】【曹】【成】【一】【时】【还】【不】【好】【对】【我】【摆】【架】【子】【，】【何】【况】【这】【是】【他】【用】【我】【的】【房】【间】【摆】【头】【】【有】【时】【还】【要】【求】【我】【给】【他】【捏】【脚】【，】【所】【以】【一】【边】【搬】【头】【】【一】【边】【摇】【头】【叹】【息】【：】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【“】【推】【到】【那】【边】【紅】【薯】【地】【里】【砍】【了】【！】【”】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【“】【再】【嚷】【嚷】【肚】【子】【饿】【，】【僦】【是】【阶】【级】【敌】【人】【搞】【破】【坏】【】【我】【就】【把】【他】【关】【到】【五】【斗】【橱】【里】【，】【看】【不】【先】【饿】【死】【他】【！】【”】【 】【 】