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-Sheldon：Smell that?
That's the smell of new comic books.
comic：连环漫画
新漫画书的味道。
-Howard：They're on me today, boys.
哥们，今儿个都算我账上。
-Raj：You're paying?
Have you been selling your sperm again?
sperm：精子
你又卖精子了?
-Howard：No, I'm celebrating.
celebrate：庆祝
不，庆祝下。
As we speak, the space shuttle is docking
space shuttle：航天飞机 dock：【航空】使(宇宙飞行器)在外层空间会合
我们说话这当儿，航天飞机正对接国际空间站，
at the International Space Station where it will deploy the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Waste Disposal System.
International：国际的&& Space Station：太空站 deploy：施展
Zero-Gravity：飞行时之失重状态 Waste：废物
Disposal：处理 System：系统
其采用了Wolowitz零重力废物处理系统。
-Raj：Get over yourself. It's a high-tech toilet.
Get over：结束 high-tech：高科技
少臭美了，不过是高科技厕所。
-Leonard：Just think. Thanks to your hard work, an international crew of astronauts will &boldly go where no man has gone before.&
Thanks to：幸亏 crew：全体机务人员
astronaut：宇航员&& boldly：大胆地
想想吧，多亏了你的付出，一飞船的国际宇航员都能&大胆去往无人探索的地方&。
-Howard：Is that supposed to be funny?
funny：可笑的
你这是搞笑咩?
-Sheldon：I believe it is.
我想是的。
The combination of the Star Trek reference
combination：结合 Star Trek：星际迷航 Trek：徒步旅行 reference：参考
引用星际迷航的话来玩去和&冲&的文字游戏，
and the play on words involving the double-meaning of the verb &to go& suggests that Leonard is mocking your efforts in space plumbing.
involving：包括&& double-meaning：双重意思 verb：动词
mock：嘲笑 efforts ：努力 plumbing：管道工程
表示Leonard在幽默的嘲笑你对宇航管道装置下的良苦用心。
-Howard：Okay, make your little jokes,
好啦，笑你们的吧。
but of the four of us, I'm the only one making any real-world contribution to science and technology.
contribution：贡献&& science and technology：科技
但四个人中只有我对科技做出了实际贡献。
-Raj：He's right. This is an important achievement, for two reasons.
achievement：成就
他说的对，基于两点原因，这是一项重大的成果。
Number one...
and, of course, number two!
还有，当然了，第二!
-Sheldon：Clever!
Playing on the use of cardinal numbers as euphemisms for bodily functions.
cardinal：基数 euphemism：委婉语 bodily：人体的 function：功能
用基数词做文章来委婉表达人体机能。
-Man：Here, Sheldon, I pulled the new Hellboy for you.
Hellboy：地狱男孩
来Sheldon，给你新的地狱男孩，
It's mind-blowing.
mind-blowing：使兴奋的
绝对大跌眼镜。
-Sheldon：Excuse me.
你咋回事啊。
Spoiler alert.
Spoiler：抢夺者 alert：提醒
-Man：I didn't spoil anything.
spoil：抢夺
我啥也没透啊。
-Sheldon：You told me it's mind-blowing.
你都说会大跌眼镜了。
So, my mind is going into it pre-blown.
所以我看之前眼镜就提前跌了，
And once a mind is pre-blown, it cannot be re-blown.
提前跌完就不能够再跌了。
-Man：I'm sorry.
对不起了。
-Sheldon：Said the Grinch to Christmas.
Grinch：圣诞怪杰 Christmas：圣诞节
扫兴鬼对圣诞节如是说 (苏斯博士书中搅乱圣诞节的角色)。
-Man：Can I talk to you about something?
嘿Leonard，咱谈谈成吗?
-Leonard：sure, What's up?
行啊，啥事?
-Man：Remember I went out with Penny, a couple weeks ago?
couple：一些，几个
记得几周前我和你朋友Penny约会不?
-Leonard：Yeah, vaguely.
vaguely：含糊的
嗯，记不太清了。
-Raj：Sure you remember.
You went to the bar and made a fool of yourself trying to pick up strange women.
made a fool of：愚弄
那晚你去酒吧自欺欺人打算泡陌生美眉。
-Leonard：What about it?
-Man：The thing is, the date didn't go that well.
是这样，约会不太成功。
-Leonard：Too bad.
I guess the thing to do now is just pick yourself up, dust yourself off, forget it and move on.
dust off：掸去尘土，这里指振作精神
我想现在你该站起来，振作一下，忘记此事，向前看。
-Man：I can't do that.&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
-Leonard：Why the hell not?
有啥不行的吧?
-Man：'Cause we're going out again tomorrow.
因为明晚我们又要约会了。
-Sheldon：Excuse me, Stuart.
打扰下，Stuart。
Have you read the new Flash?
看了最新的闪电侠没?
-Sheldon：Well, I have and it will knock your socks off!
我看完了，这期会赞得你下巴都掉下来的！
Good luck getting them back on.
祝你能把它推回去。
-Man：This is probably my last shot with Penny and I don't want to screw it up.
screw up：把&搞砸
总之，这是我和Penny的最后机会了，我不想搞砸了。
-Leonard：Nobody wants that.
谁想搞砸啊。
-Man：So, here's my question: It's the second date,
所以我的问题就来了，第二次约会
you think she'll be expecting things to get physical?
physical：身体的
你觉得她会不会想来点...身体接触?
-Leonard：Gee...
My initial reaction is &no,&
initial：最初的 reaction：反应
我第一反应是&不想&，
but let me think about it and get back to you.
但还是让我想想吧，回来告诉你。
-Man：So, you'll give me a call?
那你打给我?
-Leonard：Yeah, or you call me.
嗯，你打给我也成。
-Man：Great.
-Leonard：Or nobody calls anyone.
谁也不给谁打更成。
-Raj：Interesting.
有点意思。
Penny's current suitor asking advice from her former suitor.
current：现在的 suitor：追求者 advice：忠告，意见 former：过去的
Penny的现追求者向前追求者取经。
-Leonard：You know, thanks for closed-captioning my pain, Raj.
captioning：解说 pain：痛苦
谢谢你解说我的痛楚Raj。
-Howard：Hey, wanna make sure he gets nowhere with Penny without jeopardizing your friendship with either of them?
wanna= want to jeopardize：危及，损害
嘿，想既不让他和Penny有进展又不妨碍你和他俩的友情吗？
-Leonard：I'm listening.
洗耳恭听。
-Howard：Just tell him to do everything you've done with her for the last two years.
让他做过去两年来你和她做的事。
-Penny：Hi, Leonard.
嘿Leonard。
-Leonard：Hi.
-Penny：How's it going?
-Leonard：Good, good. You?
蛮好，蛮好，你呢?
-Penny：Fine.
Can I ask you something?
问你点事好不?
-Leonard：Sure.
-Penny：You know your friend Stuart?
记得你朋友Stuart哈?
-Leonard：Yeah.
-Penny：He asked me out again and I said yes,
他又约我出去，我答应了。
and then I started thinking maybe I should talk to you first.
然后寻思着我似乎应该现跟你谈谈。
-Leonard：About what?
-Penny：Does it bother you, me going out with one of your friends?
bother：使不安
你会介意不，我跟你朋友约会?
'Cause you know, you and me...
因为那啥嘛，你和我...
-Leonard：No, that's the past.
不会啦，那都老黄历了。
I'm really more of a &right now& kind of guy.
我可是那种更计较现在的人。
You know, living in the moment.
懂吧，活在当下
Although I do have to live a little in the future, 'cause that's my job.
虽说我的确需要关注未来，因为我的工作嘛。
Of course, my fondness for classic science fiction does draw my attention backwards,
fondness for：喜好 classic：经典的 science fiction：科幻
fiction：虚构的 draw：拖，拉 backwards：向后
当然啦，我对经典科幻小说的喜爱会把我的焦点拉回一点点，
but those stories often take place in the future.
take place：发生
但那些故事常常发生在未来嘛。
In conclusion, no, it doesn't bother me.
In conclusion：最后，综上所述
总之了，我不介意。
-Penny：Okay, well, that's really cool of you.
好，你能这样想真好。
-Leonard：I wouldn't say cool. I'd just say... &That's Leonard!&
不是啥好不好的，要我说是&Leonard就是这种人嘛!&
-Penny：In that case, do you mind giving me some advice?
In that case：如果是那样的话&& mind：介意
既然这样，那你能给点啥建议不?
-Leonard：About Stuart?
关于Stuart的?
-Penny：He's very shy.
他很害羞。
How do I make him feel more comfortable around me?
comfortable：舒服的，自在的
怎么能让他在我身边自在点?
-Leonard：First of all, don't underestimate the value of discomfort.
underestimate：低估 discomfort：不舒服
首先，不要低估不自在的价值。
-Penny：Really?
-Leonard：Stuart thrives under pressure.
thrive：兴盛 pressure：压力
Stuart在压力下爆发
That's why he works in a comic book store.
所以他在漫画书店工作嘛。
-Leonard：It's Stuart.
是Stuart。
-Sheldon：You're not going to answer it?
你不打算接?
-Leonard：He wants to talk about Penny. I don't want to talk about Penny.
他想谈Penny的事，我不想谈Penny。
-Sheldon：You're making an assumption.
assumption：假设
你的假设而已啊。
Perhaps the comic book store is on fire.
be on fire：着火，失火
或许是漫画书店着火了呢，
And he needs your assistance.
assistance：帮助
他需要你的帮助。
-Leonard：Why would he call me?
那打给我干啥?
-Sheldon：We don't know.
不知道呀。
And if you don't answer the phone, we can't know.
你要是不接电话呢，我们也知道不了。
-Leonard：I'm not answering the phone.
我才不要接电话。
-Sheldon：Answer the phone, Leonard.
接电话Leonard。
-Leonard：There, it went to voice mail.
voice mail：语音信箱
好啦，转接语音信箱啦。
-Sheldon：Aren't you going to check your messages?
你不读你的信息吗?
-Leonard：No
-Sheldon：You have to check your messages!
你必须读下信息Leonard!
The living of a message is one half of a social contract which is completed by the checking of the message.
contract：契约
既然留信息那就要读信息，才能实现这一社会契约。
If that contract breaks down,
break down：粉碎
如果这契约破碎了，
then all social contracts break down and we descend into anarchy.
descend into：向下行 anarchy：混乱
那所有社会契约都会破碎，我们会陷入混乱状态。
-Leonard：It must be hell inside your head.
你脑子里一定纠结死了吧。
-Sheldon：At times.
-Howard：Guys, we have a code red.
code：代码
伙计们，我们有紧急情况了。
-Sheldon：Code Red the hospital emergency alert, the computer worm,
emergency：紧急情况 alert：警报 worm：蠕虫，这里指电脑病毒
紧急情况是指医院紧急警报? 电脑病毒?
or the cherry-flavored soft drink from the makers of Mountain Dew?
cherry：樱桃 flavor：风味 soft drink：饮料
还是Mountain Dew做的樱桃味饮料?
-Howard：Look, I was going over the schematics on my zero-G toilet,
go over：翻 schematics：图表 zero-G：失重
听着，我在看我零重力厕所的图纸，
and I made a teeny tiny mistake on the specifications for the diverter valve.
teeny：极小的 tiny：极小的 specification：规格 diverter valve：分流阀
发现在分流阀的设计上犯了一个小小的错误。
-Leonard：How teeny tiny?
-Howard：It's gonna fail after about ten flushes.
gonna= going to fail：失败 flush：冲洗
冲10次水差不多就挂了。
-Sheldon：But the mission Is for six months.
&但这任务是要持续6个月的。
-Howard：See, that's the code red.
对啊，这就是紧急情况。
It's kind of like a jack-in-the-box.
kind of：稍微，有点 jack-in-the-box：小丑盒子
这有点像小丑盒子，
No one knows exactly when, but at some point
point：某一时刻
没有人知道具体时间，但不定时的，
something way worse than a puppet is gonna pop out of that box.
puppet：玩偶 pop out：突出
会有比玩偶更糟糕的东西从那盒子里喷出来。
-Sheldon：Have you notified NASA?
notify：报告，通知 NASA：美国宇航局
你给NASA报告了吗?
-Howard：Are you crazy? What am I gonna say?
你疯了吗? 我要怎么说?
I screwed up your toilet and there's gonna be crap floating
screw up：把&搞糟 crap：粪便，排泄物 floating：漂浮
我把你们的厕所搞砸了，以后会有大便漂浮在
all over your nice shiny space station&?
shiny：明亮的 space station：空间站
你们那整洁明亮的空间站里?&
-Leonard：What are you gonna do?
你要怎么办?
-Howard：I'm gonna figure out how to fix it, then I'll tell them.
figure out：弄明白 fix：修理
我要弄清楚怎么修然后再告诉他们。
-Leonard：So, what do you need us for?
那你需要我们做什么呢?
-Raj：He can't figure out how to fix it.
他弄不清楚怎么修。
-Howard：You said you were gonna be supportive.
supportive：支持的
你说你会支持我的。
-Raj：I'm trying, but you have to admit this is pretty damn funny.
admit：承认
我是啊，但你得承认这太他妈好笑了。
-Sheldon：I agree.
It's the juxtaposition of the high-tech nature of space exploration
juxtaposition：并列 exploration：探索
这关系到太空探索的高科技特性
against the banality of a malfunctioning toilet
banality：平凡 malfunctioning：故障
和厕所故障的平凡特性的对立。
that provides the comic fodder here.
fodder：创作素材
这是个喜剧素材哦。
Check your messages
快读你的信息。
-Howard：All right, this is an exact duplicate
duplicate：复制品
好的，这就是了。
of the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Human Waste Disposal System
Disposal：处理
Wolowitz零重力人类废物处理系统的复制品，
as deployed on the International Space Station.
deploy：施展
为国际空间站设计。
-Raj：Don't you mean the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Human Waste Distribution System?
Distribution：分布，排放
你的意思不是Wolowitz 零重力人类废物排放系统吧?
-Leonard：Good one.
-Howard：It's hilarious. Now...
hilarious：非常滑稽的
太好笑了，现在...
Here's an approximation
approximation：接近
这里有空间站里
of the spare parts available on the Space Station.
spare parts：备件 available：可用的或可得到的
有可能找到的所有零件。
We gotta find a way, using nothing but this,
gotta= have got to，必须
我们要想出一个方法，只用这些
to reinforce this so the waste material avoids the spinning turbine.
reinforce：增强 avoid：避免 spinning：旋转的 turbine：涡轮机
来改造这个，那样废物就能避开旋转的涡轮机了。
-Raj：You mean so it doesn't hit the fan?
你是说那样就碰不到风扇了?
-Sheldon：I have to say,
I thought the toilet humor would get less funny with repetition.
repetition：重复
我想这厕所幽默再说下去，就不这么好笑了。
Apparently, there is no law of diminishing comedic returns with space poop.
diminish：使减少 comedic：喜剧的&&
很显然，没有法律规定要减少带太空大便返回嘛。
-Man：Hi, Leonard
&嘿，Leonard。
-Leonard：Hi, Stuart
嘿，Stuart。
-Man：You busy?
-Howard：Classified, Leonard.
Classified：机密的
要保密哦 Leonard。
-Leonard：Yeah, it's a regular Manhattan Project.
Manhattan Project：二战期间美国开发核武器秘密工程
嗯，这可是个曼哈顿工程啊 (二战期间美国原子弹秘密工程)。
What's up?
-Man：Tonight's my date with Penny
今晚我要和Penny约会，
and since we haven't been able to connect by phone...
因为我们没能用电话联系上&
-Leonard：I'm sorry, it's been broken.
抱歉，电话坏了。
-Man：or e-mail.
&电邮也不行。
-Leonard：Yeah, that too. Everything's broken.
对，那也是，所有东西都坏了。
-Man：Anyway, I was just wondering if you had any last-minute advice.
wondering：想知道 last-minute：最后的
总之，我只是想知道你有没有什么最后的建议。
-Leonard：All right, well, off the top of my head,
好的，眼下我能想到的就是，
I think the most important thing with Penny is to go really slow.
和Penny在一起最重要的事就是要慢一点，
I mean, glacial.
glacial：极冷的
我是说冷淡。
-Leonard：Guys come onto her all the time, so, you need to set yourself apart.
set apart：区别
追她的男人多的是，所以你得把自己和他们区别开。
Be a little shy,
害羞一点，
don't make too much eye contact.
contact：接触
不要做太多眼神接触，
And, you know, treat her with, like, cool detachment
detachment：外人
把她当作外人一样对待，
and-and, you know, fear.
还有... 害怕。
-Man：Fear?
-Leonard：Yeah, like,
you're afraid that if you touch her, she'll break.
touch：触摸
你会怕如果你碰她一下，她会碎那样。
-Man：Well, that plays right into my wheelhouse.
wheelhouse：舵手室
哦，这我还蛮擅长的。
-Leonard：Good, good. You kids have fun tonight.
好，好的，你俩今晚玩好啊。
-Man：Thanks, Leonard.
谢了Leonard。
What is that thing anyway?
那东西到底是啥?
-Howard：You don't know what this is?
你不知道这是什么?
-Howard：Good. Get out.
好的，滚出去。
-Raj：Be afraid of Penny.
要害怕Penny。
Nice. Very crafty.
crafty：狡猾的
不错哦，相当狡猾。
-Leonard：It wasn't bad advice. It's just wasn't particularly helpful.
这建议也不是搅局，只是没有那么有用而已。
-Sheldon：For what it's worth, my mother says
不管怎样我妈妈说过，
that when we deceive for personal gain,
deceive：欺骗 gain：利益
当我们为了个人利益去骗人时，
we make Jesus cry.
Jesus：耶稣
我们会把耶稣弄哭的。
-Sheldon：All right, what if we use this two-inch PVC
PVC：聚氯乙烯
好的，如果我们用这两英尺的聚氯乙烯
to reinforce the center cross-support?
cross-support：横称
&来改造中心支撑结构怎样?
-Howard：No good.
It might work for the Japanese and the Americans,
那可能会对日本人和美国人有用，
but have you seen the size of the Russians they got up there?
Russians：俄罗斯人
但你见过他们弄上去的俄罗斯人的块头吗?
This thing has to hold up against a hearty potato-based diet.
hold up：承受住 hearty：（饭菜）丰盛的 diet：日常饮食
这东西得能撑住一餐丰盛的土豆大餐。
-Leonard：I feel terrible.
我感觉很糟糕。
-Howard：Maybe if you were helping, you'd feel better about yourself.
如果你能帮忙的话可能你会感觉好一点。
-Leonard：I deliberately tried to sabotage Stuart's date with Penny.
deliberately：故意的 sabotage：阴谋破坏
我故意破坏Stuart和Penny的约会。
-Raj：Of course you feel terrible. You completely screwed up your karma.
karma：【宗】羯磨(梵文译音), 决定来世命运的所作所为; 因果报应
你当然会感觉很糟糕啦，因果轮回要糟报应了。
-Sheldon：You don't really believe in that superstition, do you?
superstition：迷信
你不会真的相信那鬼话吧?
-Raj：It's not superstition. It's practically Newtonian.
Newtonian：信仰牛顿学说的人
这不是迷信，这其实是在信仰牛顿 (牛顿也是神学专家)。
For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.
equal：平等的 opposite：相反的 reaction：反应
对于每个动作都有一个平等的对立的反应。
Leonard pretends to be a friend and acts like a two-faced bitch.
pretends to：假装 two-faced：两面的 bitch：坏人，贱人
Leonard假装是朋友而实际上则是个两面的贱人。
Therefore, he is reborn as a banana slug.
reborn：再生 slug：蛞蝓(俗称鼻涕虫, 类似蜗牛的无硬壳动物)
所以他会转世投胎成一个香蕉蛞蝓。
It's actually a very elegant system. You know, what goes around comes around.
elegant：简练的 what goes around comes around：一报还一报
这其实是个很好的系统，对吧，一报还一报。
-Howard：Speaking of what goes around comes around...
Speaking of：讲到
说到一报还一报...
-Raj：Okay, look.
好的，听着。
Instead of trying to reinforce this structure here,
Instead of：代替 reinforce：加强 structure：结构
与其试着改造这东西的结构，
what if we just ran another line, bypass it entirely?
bypass：绕开 entirely：完全的
还不如我们扯出一条线来完全回避它。
-Sheldon：It won't work. The diameter of the tubing is insufficient.
diameter：直径 tubing：管型材料 insufficient：不足的
这没用的，管道的直径不够。
-Raj：What if we reposition the collection tank?
reposition：重新配置 tank：舱
那换换集污舱的位置怎么样?
-Sheldon：It won't work. No way to mount it.
mount：安装
没用的，没法安装。
-Raj：Okay, here's an idea. What if I change my name and go live
好吧，我有个主意，我们改名换姓然后去
with my cousin and her husband, Avi, in Israel?
Israel：以色列
以色列和我的表亲和她丈夫Avi一起住怎么样?
-Sheldon：That could work.
倒是一招。
-Leonard：Morning.
-Penny：Morning. What's up?
早上好，什么事?
-Leonard：Nothing. We just pulled an all-nighter trying to fix a zero-gravity...
没，我们只是在熬夜修一个零重力...
pasta maker.
pasta：面食
I'm gonna make a coffee run. Do you want any?
我正要去煮咖啡，你要吗?
-Penny：No, thanks. I have coffee.
谢啦，我自己有。
-Leonard：Great. So how'd it go with Stuart last night?
好的，昨晚跟Stuart怎么样?
-Penny：I really don't want to talk about it.
不堪回首啊。
-Leonard：Yeah. Right. Sure.
是啊，没错，当然。
The thing is, before you guys went out,
但是呢，你们出门之前
I spoke to him and...
我俩有过谈话...
-Penny：I said I don't want to talk about it.
我说了，我不想回首。
-Leonard：I just... I kind of...
我只是...有点...
-Penny：What goes on between me and Stuart is none of your business.
我俩的事与你无关。
So just leave it alone, okay?
别八卦了，行吗?
-Raj：If you want to clean up your karma, go get my freaking latte.
freaking：（用以加强语气）该死的 latte：拿铁咖啡
要想下辈子投好胎，就给我煮杯拿铁去。
-Howard：Hang on, I think I've got this. Help me see if we can wedge
等下，我找到了这个，看看能否...
this little piece of PVC behind the support rod.
把这块PVC楔进载体棒后面。
-Sheldon：You're overestimating the tensile strength of the substructure you're building.
overestimating：高估 tensile strength：抗张强度 substructure：基础
你高估了你做的基础部分的抗张强度。
-Howard：Sheldon, I know what I'm doing.
Sheldon 我知道自己在干什么。
-Sheldon：If you knew what you were doing, there wouldn't be a space toilet where my coffee table should be.
如果你知道，那这放咖啡桌的地方就不该摆着你的太空厕所。
-Raj：Howard, wait.
Howard 等等。
Why don't you use this instead of the PVC
为什么不用这个代替PVC，
to keep the transverse filter assembly in place?
transverse：横向的 filter：过滤器 assembly：装配，组装
来保持横向滤波器装配到位呢?
-Howard：Because this is not a spare part from the space station.
这又不是太空站的部件，
This is the thing from the pizza box
这是比萨饼盒子里的，
that keeps the lid from touching the cheese.
为了不让奶酪粘在盒子上。
-Raj：That what that's for? In India, the lid touches the cheese.
干这个用的? 在印度奶酪就会粘盒子啊。
Of course, we also have rampant poverty and periodic outbreaks of cholera,
rampant：猖獗的，无法控制的 poverty：贫穷 periodic：定期发生的 outbreaks：爆发 cholera：霍乱
当然了，印度那么穷还经常爆发霍乱，
so a little cardboard in our cheese is no biggie.
cardboard：硬纸板 biggie：大事
所以盒子粘上奶酪也不算啥。
-Howard：Where are you going?
&你要去哪?
-Leonard：Comic book store.
-Sheldon：An excellent idea! I could certainly use a break.
break：间歇
好主意，我也要休息下。
-Raj：Me, too.
-Howard：Hold on, you can go to the Comic book store when man can once again safely poop in space.
等宇航员能安全排便了你们才能去漫画店。
-Sheldon：Why does Leonard get to go?
为什么Leonard能去?
-Howard：'Cause he's upset over his situation with Penny
situation：情况
因为Penny的事搞得他心烦意乱。
and if I have to hear about it again, I'm going to kick him in his ovaries.
kick ：踢 ovary：卵巢
如果他再讲一遍我就扁死他。
-Leonard：Thanks for understanding, Howard.
&感谢理解 Howard。
-Howard：I got your back, sister.
我支持你，好姐妹。
All right, I think we've got a prototype ready to test.
prototype：雏形 test：测试
好了，要模拟实验一下了，
Hand me that Tupperware.
Tupperware：塑料制品
把那塑料盒给我。
-Raj：That's heavy.
-Howard：Damn right it's heavy. It's my mother's meat loaf.
loaf：一条（块）面包
当然沉了，这是我妈做的肉馅糕。
It's been testing toilets for generations.
一直是我测试厕所的道具。
-Sheldon：I must say,
容我说一句，
I think a detailed letter to MIT describing your current circumstances
detailed：详细的 MIT：麻省理工学院 circumstances：情况
如果跟麻省理工汇报下你现在的详细情况，
might entitle you to a refund on your master's degree.
entitle to：赋予&做&& refund：归还 master：硕士 degree：学位
你的硕士学位就飞鸟。
-Howard：Okay, simulated zero-gravity human waste disposal test
simulated：模拟的
好了，模拟零重力人类废物处理实验，
with meat loaf analog in...
analog：类似物
放入肉馅糕模拟物...
three, two, one.
-Sheldon：Fascinating.
Fascinating：有极大吸引力的
-Raj：What do you think the problem is?
你觉得问题在哪?
-Howard：Not enough bread crumbs.
bread crumb：面包屑 crumb：碎屑(尤指面包屑或糕饼屑)
面包渣太少了
-Leonard：Hey, Stuart, I need to talk to you.
Stuart 咱俩要谈谈。
-Man：Sure, what's up?
&好啊，怎么了?
-Leonard：I thinkI gave you bad advice about Penny,
Penny的事，我帮倒忙了，
and I want to apologize.
我想道歉。
-Man：No, your advice was great.
没，你的建议挺好啊。
-Leonard：it was?
-Man：Yeah, going slow really worked.
是啊，慢慢来很管用。
-Leonard：You're kidding.
开玩笑吧。
Never worked for me.
在我身上就不管用。
-Man：Last night at dinner, I did what you told me.
昨晚吃饭时，我按你说的做了，
I went really slow, I kept my distance,
放慢速度，保持距离，
and two bottles of wine later, we were making out in my car.
wine：酒，葡萄酒
两杯酒下肚，我俩就去车里嘿咻了。
-Leonard：Wine? I didn't say to give her wine.
酒? 我没说给她喝酒啊。
-Man：It doesn't matter, that's where it all went to hell.
这不是重点，糟糕的事才开始。
-Leonard：During the kissing?
接吻时很糟糕?
What did you do, sneeze in her mouth? I did that to a girl once.
sneeze：打喷嚏
在她嘴里打喷嚏了? 我对别的姑娘那样过。
-Man：No, everything was good and really hot.
没，都挺好，挺火辣的。
And I said,
然后我说，
Oh, Penny,
哦 Penny。
and right where she was supposed to say, Oh, Stuart, she said...
而她本该说&哦 Stuart& 但她说了...
your name.
-Leonard：Leonard?
-Man：That is your name, right?
这是你的名字吧?
-Leonard：yes.I'm sorry. That must've been the last thing you wanted to hear.
不好意思啊，你最不想听见这个了吧。
-Man：It beats, You know I'm a dude, right?
还不如&你知道我是爷们儿吧?&。
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
是啊，糟糕死了。
-Leonard：No doubt, no doubt.
必然的，必然的。
I'm sorry it didn't work out.
work out：产生结果
不好意思，结果这么糟。
-Man：Not your fault.
不是你的错。
-Leonard：Yeah, how about that?
可不是嘛。
See you soon.
-Man：Sure.
-Howard：Yes, sir, I understand &classified.&
classified：机密的
是的，我明白这是机密。
We'll ke no one has to know but you and me.
天知地知，你知我知。
-Penny：What's classified?
-Leonard：Howard's space toilet. I'll tell you later.
Howard的太空厕所，回头慢慢跟你说。
-Howard：Well, they've deployed our solution.
solution：解决办法
他们应用了我们的补救方案，
Let's just all hope it works.
希望起作用。
-Sheldon：I don't see why I have to worry.
不知道我为啥要担心，
My career's not hanging in the balance.
career ：事业 hanging in the balance：安危未定
又不是我的事业悬而未决。
That was a joke.
开玩笑呢。
It's funny,
because it's true.
因为这是事实。
-Penny：Leonard, could you pass the soy sauce, please?
soy sauce：酱油
Leonard 把酱油给我好吗?
-Leonard：I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
你是跟我说话呢吗?
-Penny：Yeah, I said &Leonard.&
是啊，我叫的是&Leonard&。
-Leonard：Yes, you did, didn't you?
没错嘛，是不是?
-Penny：What the hell is that?
那是什么鬼东西?
-Howard：Meatloaf.
-Leonard：What was it doing on the ceiling?
ceiling：天花板
怎么跑天花板上去了?
-Howard：That's classified.
这是机密。
-Space Station：Houston, International Space Station.
休斯顿，这里是国际空间站（休斯顿为美国国家宇航局所在地）。
We have a little situation up here.
我们这有点小状况，
We'd like to make an unscheduled space walk.
unscheduled：不按时间表的
我们要临时安排一次太空行走。
-Houston：I.S.S., Houston.
I.S.S：International Space Station，国际空间站
国际空间站，这里是休斯顿，
Which members would be involved in this E.V.A.?
crew：机务人员&& involve：参与
将有哪些成员出舱?
-Space Station：Houston, we'd all like to step outside for a few minutes.
step：行走
我们都想出舱走走。
-Houston：I.S.S., I'm afraid we can't authorize that.
authorize：批准
这将不予批准。
-Space Station：Houston, this is more of an FYI call.
FYI：for your information，给你提供信息
其实我们只是通知一下。
We are basically out the door.
我们已经被迫出舱了。
Penny和Stuart的第二次约会对Leonard来说含义深刻。Howard忙着找人帮他完成的NASA课题研究。
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